Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
