I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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