i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
