Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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