Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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