If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just pee around me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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