I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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