why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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