Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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