i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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