I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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