good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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