Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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