so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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