C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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