they need to just BURY HIM!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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