I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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