Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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