Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
