The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They have beer where we have blood.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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