Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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