Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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