i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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