So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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