Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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