It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just want to make out with him forever
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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