i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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