Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
