I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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