it was like his penis was on wheels.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I love having hate sex.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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