she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
