he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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