I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
