I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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