he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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