you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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