It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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