I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
