do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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