It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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