Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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