This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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