Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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