I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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