I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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