It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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