What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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