are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
