Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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