Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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